I am not comfortable
in my own skin;
But I am trying
to be. Damn it,
I am trying to be.
― (via c0ntemplations)

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

disismyblawg: Dear mom

Dear mom, I still love you no matter how manipulative you are -.-

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

Greatest story ever written. 

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

blaindersonkummel:

the best part of today has been the constant stream of people gradually finding out about Naya Rivera’s wedding and the mixed reactions like

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meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

(Source: tinkerxbellx)

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